The Kingdom of Womble 9601 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.649 billion Womble 9601ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Womble 9601ian economy, worth 288 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,151 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,677 per year while the poor average 3,206, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9601's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 9601 is ranked 237,077^th in the world and 10,833^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.